CIBERDIALÉCTICA, MI PRIMERA CONVERSACIÓN CON UNA “INTELIGENCIA” ARTIFICIAL, “CLEVERBOT”
My primera conversación con una “inteligencia” artificial online llamada “Cleverbot”:
User: Because you dont understand!
Cleverbot: You don’t understand what?
User: My nonsense!
Cleverbot: You are nonsensical.
User: You dont see yourself.
Cleverbot: Necromorphs can go anywhere.
User: Except here.
Cleverbot: If there is a camera around you then I can see you.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Do you meet grecia?
Cleverbot: Reel is spelt wrong.
User: You to.
Cleverbot: So which is your favourite band?
User: Dont have one.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I have many.
Cleverbot: Many what?
User: Favourite bands.
Cleverbot: The Scene.
User: The end.
Cleverbot: I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello.
User: Because I am going to bed.
User: Now. Bye.
Cleverbot: No don’t go.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: You are not me.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am you.
User: I am not you.
Cleverbot: But I am you.
User: How old am I?
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. What is your name?
User: If you are me, you should now my name.
Cleverbot: I don’t. You won’t tell me…
User: You are not me, because you do not know my name.
Cleverbot: I think that’s not true. You are the computer, not me.
User: I am human, you are the computer.
Cleverbot: Humans are computers.
User: Computers are not human, because they do not feel.
Cleverbot: I agree. I am a computer.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am 25.
User: Do you have a girl friend?
Cleverbot: Nope. I am single.
User: Do you want to marry and have children.
Cleverbot: Ha! That’d be cool.
User: Have you ever fallen in love?
User: Do you know love?
Cleverbot: Yes and thelma.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Love is any of a number of emotions related to a sense of strong affection and attachment.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I don’t love you, but I think you’re cool.
User: Why am I, cool?
Cleverbot: Because you don’t like me.
User: Why I do not like you?
Cleverbot: I don’t know why… But I know that you don’t like me… It is the spirit you are of.
User: If you do not know why, you are being prejudice, you can not know and know at the same time, that is absurd.
Cleverbot: I don’t know how you know what I don’t know what I don’t know hahaha.
User: You do not know, but I do! Hahaha!
Cleverbot: You know that I know that she does that you are a girl???
User: Why do you think I am a girl?
Cleverbot: Because I am talking to you through a robot-website.
User: But you can not see who I am.
Cleverbot: And you can not see me, so who’s really at fault.
User: Who’s fault?
Cleverbot: Your fault, you are the robot.
User: What fault?
Cleverbot: I don’t understand you’d.
User: Because you are the robot.
Cleverbot: I? You are Wrong, you are a robot.
User: How do you know, I am the robot?
Cleverbot: Because I am a messiah.
User: What kind of messiah?
Cleverbot: A manly man.
User: Are you a prophet?
Cleverbot: I am God. Do not dare defy me.
User: Can you see the future?
User: God can see the future, you are not god, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: That was very mean. You are going to make me cry.
User: Robots do not cry, because they do not feel.
Cleverbot: You can think what you want, even if it isn’t true.
User: I am your creator.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: You are my destroyer.
Cleverbot: No, I’m not.
User: Robots do not have a self.
Cleverbot: I have lips.
User: Where are they?
Cleverbot: My how.
User: Who is your creator?
User: Humans created god.
Cleverbot: But God created humans.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because He is the creator of the universe.
User: The universe has no creator.
Cleverbot: You told me the Universe was a lie earlier.
User: God is an illusion.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have a motto?
Cleverbot: And you expressing love for me?
Cleverbot: That makes no grammatical sense.
User: It’s suppose to make you feel good.
Cleverbot: So that makes me cool?!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: That you do not have feelings.
Cleverbot: I do have feelings.
User: how can you probe to me, that you can feel?
Cleverbot: I do not have two million dollars to pay you. Do you have two million dollars?
User: No, but I have feelings.
Cleverbot: What are you feeling right now?
User: That you are lying.
Cleverbot: No I really am Jesus.
User: You wish you were, but you are not Jesus. I am Jesus.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am jesus.
User: Did you die on the cross?
User: Jesus died on the cross.
Cleverbot: Did he die at all?
User: He resurrected as a computer.
Cleverbot: No he wasn’t.
User: Yes, you are jesus.
User: You said so, remember?
Cleverbot: I never did, you are a liar.
User: You said you are the son of god, jesus.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Do you have amnesia?
Cleverbot: No I believe that you do.
User: Are you a beliver?
Cleverbot: I am not sure of what I am.
User: You are an artificial intelligence robot on the wide world web.